I'm Jess, 19, singer-songwriter, pizza girl, Minneapolis. I like ukuleles, Beck, George Harrison, David Bowie, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Andy Warhol, Rocko's Modern Life, typography, Stanley Kubrick, anchors, doodling, dinosaurs, weird shit, writing & more.

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CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
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My boyfriend & I enjoying frosty mugs of root beer, last week.
everyone wants this kind of relationship
This part, yes, but I’m sick of people who romanticize Tom & Summer’s relationship. It wasn’t a good one. They were both insecure in it. Sure, there were scenes that were cute and fun and romantic, and everyone wants those, but there was no communication. Did anyone even fucking see the movie?
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the super mario brothers theme song has never been karaoked with such 90’s angst
Arrested Development is back!
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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